i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream
(via commanderinqueef)
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- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
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do you ever feel like you’re being ignored and there’s nothing you can do about it because you don’t want to seem clingy and stupid but you just want to hand them dandelions and sing them a love song
(via baconwrappedchicken)
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